I often like to sit alone and ponder the meaning of my life. Then I remember that my purpose is to use my ultimate squee to obtain whatever my tiny heart desires.
I think I look best in black and white.
Oh look it's a badger, badger, badger, badger...
Squee from a safe distance! Badgers sure are cute, but they're also fiercely territorial animals, capable of fighting off much larger animals, even bears!