Squee from a safe distance! Badgers sure are cute, but they're also fiercely territorial animals, capable of fighting off much larger animals, even bears!
I often like to sit alone and ponder the meaning of my life. Then I remember that my purpose is to use my ultimate squee to obtain whatever my tiny heart desires.
This widdle guy is waiting for his mommy to come back for him. I'm sure his powers of cuteness will protect him until she returns.
- Sally Squeeps