Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!
That's one small step for the groom, one giant leap for cake-kind.
Let's just hope the marriage isn't a lie as well.
For the very special bride and groom.
Aw how sweet, they're vowing to descend into madness, chaos and psychotic tendencies together.
Wait, does the light over there look a little distorted? The bride's family keeps disappearing. They're creeping me out.
This is pretty much what I felt like doing while I was making my wedding guest list. "Honey, let's just do away with them and elope!"