I Forsee a Bright Future

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I Forsee a Bright Future
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Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!

Marriage; the Great Unknown

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Marriage; the Great Unknown
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That's one small step for the groom, one giant leap for cake-kind.

Marriage is No Joke

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Marriage is No Joke
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Aw how sweet, they're vowing to descend into madness, chaos and psychotic tendencies together.

Predatory Wedding Cake

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Predatory Wedding Cake
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Wait, does the light over there look a little distorted? The bride's family keeps disappearing. They're creeping me out.

Stop Asking to Be Invited to My Wedding!

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Stop Asking to Be Invited to My Wedding!
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This is pretty much what I felt like doing while I was making my wedding guest list. "Honey, let's just do away with them and elope!"