What no one has eaten before. Because ew, seriously. Used food is nasty.

Nothing says eternal love like institutionalized racism and backwoods stereotypes!

It's always good to know someone's got your back.

This marriage is off to a strong start!

Yes but did you survive the underwater level for her too? Maybe that's a jello mold groom's cake on another table.

If you love coffee so much why don't you MARRY it?

Encourage your guests to challenge each other to a friendly game.

But I need moar wedding advice!