In my house this is accurate.

These melons are clearly yearning to run free. Just let them go. If it was meant to be, they'll come back to you one day.

BECAUSE REASONS. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Yet with a smack of ham to it!

Ooh look, now my whisky is watered down! Neat!

Because water is like, totally nerdy. You don't even KNOW what a huge nerd I am, I've seen Star Wars like FOUR times!

There is either something very very wrong with your plumbing or very very right.