God forbid you drink a drop of room-temperature or tap water!

Let's call a vodka soda a vodka soda shall we?

Slow down, you don't have to eat your dinner so fast.

Never freeze a carbonated beverage, friends!

Trust. It's really the only way!

I'm so relaxed, it's like my insides are solidifying and I can't think straight anymore.

Because forcing liquid down my throat through a rubber tube is exactly what I'm looking for when I'm thirsty.