Which would you rather have: a sugar coma or mercury poisoning?

Almost faster than I can stuff them in my mouth. Almost.

Kitty, you need to use fresher ingredients, you're smelling a little ripe.

Here in the Northwest you can wave a geoduck around all you like and no one will bat an eye. Babies.

Happy National Donut Day! Here is some donuts that look like sushi.

Check out the ridiculous donuts that Foodbeast found! http://foodbeast.com/content/2011/06/03/national-donut-day-top-13-most-ridiculous-donuts/

Red bird heard you talking about how he's the crappiest bird and it's time for some payback.