Kitty, are you drunk? Will you get me drunk? Deal!
So... when I skewer all my sushi on one chopstick and eat it like corn on the cobb... that's alright isn't it?
That's a fresh one!
Would you eat sushi that had been to space and back? Mmmm space dust!
Waiters, always trying to harsh my mellow.
When you're expecting sushi and end up with cake in your mouth, I'll bet no matter how delicious that cake is, you'll spit it out in disgust.
Wrap a swath of fatty tuna belly around my neck and call me a snowman!
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