Derp-o Kitty Sushi Roll

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derp,hello kitty,nori,rice,seaweed,sushi
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Kitty, are you drunk? Will you get me drunk? Deal!

Don't Embarrass Yourself

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best of the week,dos and donts,eating,etiquette,infographic,polite,sushi
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So... when I skewer all my sushi on one chopstick and eat it like corn on the cobb... that's alright isn't it?

SUSHIIII IIIINNN SPAAAAAACE

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Would you eat sushi that had been to space and back? Mmmm space dust!

Let's Take a Tour!

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Waiters, always trying to harsh my mellow.

Delicious Confusion

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cake,cake pops,chocolate,frosting,sprinkles,sugar,sushi
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When you're expecting sushi and end up with cake in your mouth, I'll bet no matter how delicious that cake is, you'll spit it out in disgust.

Sushi Snowmen

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cute,face,fish,ric,seaweed,snowman,sushi
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Wrap a swath of fatty tuna belly around my neck and call me a snowman!

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