This better screen in Seattle! I'll be first in line for tickets!
Sometimes there has to be a certain level of sacrifice for me to enjoy my meal.
Make me a cake of fish and rice and I'm as happy as a bear with a cake of fish and rice! Wait, am I really a bear?
So fresh, and such a precise cut!
You sunk my nori-ship!
I have to admit, if I found myself with a real mermaid on my line sushi would be in my first five thoughts.
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