He Who Poops His Pants Poops Last

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chocolate,game,hot chili,scary,spicy,surprise
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This game is all about rolling dice, eating your chocolate bullet ad hoping it's not full of super crazy spicy chiles. Just act cool, don't sweat, chill out, and don't clog the party host's toilet later. That's just rude.

I ORDERED A SIDE OF BACON!!!

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bacon,breakfast,hidden,surprise,waffles
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Oh, the side the bacon is on is the inside. Quite good.

Score!

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box,car,cereal,giant,OS,prize,surprise
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The prizes in cereal sure have improved since I was a kid!

Troll Cake is Trolling

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cake,fondant,layers,rainbow,surprise,trollface,white
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It could be worse, it could be dead mice and arsenic. Rainbows! I'll take it! Oh god, it tastes like cheese! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Burger of the Day: Mac n Cheeseburger

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burger,mac n cheese,stuffed,surprise
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Things I don't want to find inside my burger: bottlecaps, teeth, cilantro, sparkly vampires. Things I DO want to find inside my burger: secret microfiche, vicodin, sriracha, macaroni and cheese.

Daily Sandwich: Surprise Egg Burger

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burger,cheese,cheeseburger,egg,hidden,surprise
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This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)

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