What could it beeeee? I smell nothing!
This game is all about rolling dice, eating your chocolate bullet ad hoping it's not full of super crazy spicy chiles. Just act cool, don't sweat, chill out, and don't clog the party host's toilet later. That's just rude.
Oh, the side the bacon is on is the inside. Quite good.
The prizes in cereal sure have improved since I was a kid!
It could be worse, it could be dead mice and arsenic. Rainbows! I'll take it! Oh god, it tastes like cheese! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Things I don't want to find inside my burger: bottlecaps, teeth, cilantro, sparkly vampires. Things I DO want to find inside my burger: secret microfiche, vicodin, sriracha, macaroni and cheese.
This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)
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