Birthday Fish

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Birthday Fish
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I feel you girl, I don't like cake either.

Cheeto of the Sea

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Cheeto of the Sea
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Seahorse, get out of that mylar bag of crunchy snacks! You are not a Cheeto, you are a seahorse!

Surprise! Oreo!

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Surprise! Oreo!
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Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!

Surprise! Warm Beer!

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Surprise! Warm Beer!
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Ooh I hope tomorrow there's a bologna sandwich shoved in there!

Chocolate Bomb

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Chocolate Bomb
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Dinner parties just aren't complete until you've detonated an edible bomb on the table, showering your guests with candy and toys. Take cover!

Mystery Soda Machine

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Mystery Soda Machine
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Ooh I hope I get a crappy celery soda or a cream soda!