surprise

cheeto,crunchy,seahorse,surprise
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Seahorse, get out of that mylar bag of crunchy snacks! You are not a Cheeto, you are a seahorse!

cookies,cupcake,do not want,hidden,oreo,surprise
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Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!

bomb,candy,chocolate,cracker,snacks,surprise,toys
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Dinner parties just aren't complete until you've detonated an edible bomb on the table, showering your guests with candy and toys. Take cover!

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