I feel you girl, I don't like cake either.
Seahorse, get out of that mylar bag of crunchy snacks! You are not a Cheeto, you are a seahorse!
Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!
Ooh I hope tomorrow there's a bologna sandwich shoved in there!
Dinner parties just aren't complete until you've detonated an edible bomb on the table, showering your guests with candy and toys. Take cover!
Ooh I hope I get a crappy celery soda or a cream soda!
Good morning, I hope you're not hungry!
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