Well at least we know the butter is fresh and healthy.
Mayor Bloomberg is proposing a ban on the sales of sugary soda over 16 ounces. Don't get all bent out of shape, you can still buy three of them and drink them for breakfast.
Give the kids the sugar they crave and NEED. No problem!
What vile sorcery is this? Radiation? Fireflies? Oh, a glow stick? I eat those all the time!
I got dibs on the gummy intestines! Spill 'em!
Be afraid, be very afraid.
I bet that peep's liver tastes extra sweet with a nice chianti.
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