I'm gonna roll your face up real tight and devour it in front of your family.

Hey, close the door, wouldja? It's cold out there!

Please don't peel my face off! I wanna live to see my little tater tots graduate!

Just wait until we but you and fill you with chowder, will you still be smiling THEN? I guess you probably will, won't you, sicko?

I packed my bag! I'm ready to go! When's the flight? Oh this is just regular ol' breakfast? You tease.

He's such a martyr, sealed in plastic without a single breath and still smiling.

I know Sriracha when I see it and this happy little guy is in for a world of pain.