Good morning! Would you like me to garnish your scramble this fine day?
Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.
He's excited because you're about to smear butter on his face, his favorite!
Well aren't you pleased with yourself?
If I laughed at anything as hard as this pepper is laughing I'd be the happiest girl on the planet.
Look at that sadistic grin as he watches me cry. I hate that guy.
Why so serious? Is it scurvy?
I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!
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