Tug of War

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Tug of War
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Hey, let go of my spoon! I need that back!

Doomed. DOOOOOMED!!

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Doomed. DOOOOOMED!!
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I'm doomed to never be able to properly clean these suckers.

Hardcore Breakfast

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Hardcore Breakfast
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That fake bacon is far from hardcore, I revoke the title!

Death of Avocado

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Death of Avocado
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I love you so much I'd scrape out your skull and spread it on a sandwich.

Short Order Hardcore

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Short Order Hardcore
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Have you ever met a short order diner cook? Then you know what I'm talking about. Never mess with the man wielding a spatula.

Obey Your Dark Lord

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Obey Your Dark Lord
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The prince of the underworld has come to energize you and fill your head with the sweet sweet scent of roasted beans.

Candy Skull

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Candy Skull
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You're so sweet I bet your skull is made of gummies under your skin.