Hey, let go of my spoon! I need that back!
I'm doomed to never be able to properly clean these suckers.
That fake bacon is far from hardcore, I revoke the title!
I love you so much I'd scrape out your skull and spread it on a sandwich.
Have you ever met a short order diner cook? Then you know what I'm talking about. Never mess with the man wielding a spatula.
The prince of the underworld has come to energize you and fill your head with the sweet sweet scent of roasted beans.
You're so sweet I bet your skull is made of gummies under your skin.