It's Safe, I Swear

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No, we're totally not trying to kill you, not even a little.

Killer Breakfast

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The most important meal of the day just may kill you.

Chocolate Human Skull

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If our skulls were really made of chocolate, children would be clocking each other like human pinatas!

You Awake NOW?

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Halloween returns for more!

Ominous Mussel

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Yeah, let's just throw this one back, shall we?

Nothing Suspicious Here!

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It's blue raspberry flavored! No one wants an apple that tastes like apple do they?

Moar movin' pitchers!

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