I love cocktail parties with gigantic hors d'oeuvres. No one wants your tiny weenies!

And here I was, just positive that Lady Gaga's meat dress was really just the leading edge of a full fledged fashion revolution!

I need to double the calories in this snack, pronto!

Hey man, your bangers are burning!

Would you like some dog with your hot there bro?

Hey Croatia, stop poking me with your sausage! I'm not in the mood!

You better not have plans to lay that sausage on me. I demand dignity in death!