Make sure your meatcase is tightly packed before takeoff.
Just try not to make them look like the family dog.
Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.
I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.
Do you have any mongoose mortadella?
I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.
What are we gonna do today, boss? Can we go to the park?
The Avengers Aren't Actually Good Guys
Where's Your Child?
These Six Second Videos Explain Every Reason We Hate Facebook
Things Not to Do at an All Boys School
Ubisoft Keeps Digging Their Own Grave by Royally Messing ...
Make Way, 'MERICA Has Some Opinions to Share
Watch As 13 Dogs and 1 Cat Enjoy a Holiday Feast with Human ...
The Women of FAIL in 2014
The Truest Three Letter Expression About Gift Giving
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more