Make sure your meatcase is tightly packed before takeoff.
Just try not to make them look like the family dog.
Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.
I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.
Do you have any mongoose mortadella?
I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.
What are we gonna do today, boss? Can we go to the park?
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