Whatever, bird. I'm gonna smear your face up so good.

A burger only Garfield could love.

A boiled block of tofu isn't exactly appetizing but this guy is so cute I'll eat him all up anyway.

Flavor my pancakes, don't drown them. Bonus, if you're a godless heathen you can use the reservoir of syrup for bacon dunking. Freak.

The red sauce is made from their innocent flesh and blood.

I'd like to test this to see if it can make everything awesome. Can it make grandma's pot roast awesome? Can it make boring steamed veggies awesome? Bring it, Awesome Sauce!

Use every part of the cow, that's what I always say.