Can we take a moment to behold the glory that is the Ron Swanson tag? Ahhhhhh, that's lovely. http://noms.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/ron-swanson/
The one plate limit at a salad bar is ridiculous, but this is also great for those of us who love the Old Country Buffet but hate walking all the way back for seconds.
Don't want to spoil my appetite for the giant steak to come.
Snacks get gum disease too. It's a serious matter.
Poor birdie, he was just trying to enjoy some fresh salad greens and these rude people came along and bagged him up!
That's what my jello has been missing! Lettuce! It really lacks that watery crunch.
Good luck getting past the sneeze guard to access all that creamy, miracle whip affection.
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