What a way to go.
It's a fruit salad, it's totally healthy! Portion sizes be damned!
I buy a bag a week and throw it away. It really makes me feel like I'm doing something good for the planet.
I love you too, salad!
I'm going straight for the eyes.
Hey man, it's free. Beggars can't be choosers.
I'd like to slap a few slices of ham between a couple of these, dip it in batter, deep fry it and cover it in cheese sauce. Yeah that should do it.
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