No, the LARGE!

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No, the LARGE!
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It's a fruit salad, it's totally healthy! Portion sizes be damned!

Disposable Smugness

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Disposable Smugness
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I buy a bag a week and throw it away. It really makes me feel like I'm doing something good for the planet.

Melon Baby

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Melon Baby
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I'm going straight for the eyes.

Sandwich Salad Loaf

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Sandwich Salad Loaf
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I'd like to slap a few slices of ham between a couple of these, dip it in batter, deep fry it and cover it in cheese sauce. Yeah that should do it.