No, the LARGE!

Favorite
cream,fruit,huge,parfait,salad
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It's a fruit salad, it's totally healthy! Portion sizes be damned!

Disposable Smugness

Favorite
bag,cartoons,mold,mush,rotten,salad
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I buy a bag a week and throw it away. It really makes me feel like I'm doing something good for the planet.

Melon Baby

Favorite
baby,fruit,fruit salad,melon,pacifier,salad
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I'm going straight for the eyes.

Sandwich Salad Loaf

Favorite
bread,cheese,egg,herbs,loaf,log,salad,super bowl
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I'd like to slap a few slices of ham between a couple of these, dip it in batter, deep fry it and cover it in cheese sauce. Yeah that should do it.

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