What a way to go.

It's a fruit salad, it's totally healthy! Portion sizes be damned!

I buy a bag a week and throw it away. It really makes me feel like I'm doing something good for the planet.

I love you too, salad!

I'm going straight for the eyes.

Hey man, it's free. Beggars can't be choosers.

I'd like to slap a few slices of ham between a couple of these, dip it in batter, deep fry it and cover it in cheese sauce. Yeah that should do it.