I have to admit, if I found myself with a real mermaid on my line sushi would be in my first five thoughts.
Dude, are you storing all that rice in your biceps or something?
Kitty, are you drunk? Will you get me drunk? Deal!
How's that for a midnight snack? Sweet Dreams!
I only want a smidge of John's head in my portion, thanks.
Do you think before it was fried it was a frozen embryo? They're my favorite band!
After eating this, I expect to look ten years younger!
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