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Via: Twenty-two Words
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Quantity over quality. Comedy over logic.

Via: Tokyo Mango
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Farting in the gravy will give anyone the giggles.

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Via: Diet Killer
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Make me a cake of fish and rice and I'm as happy as a bear with a cake of fish and rice! Wait, am I really a bear?

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I'd build a rice palace to memorialize my love. But then of course I'd have to eat it.

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Via: BoingBoing
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Shut your terrifying blue mouth and stop trying to roofie me.