Mitch Hedberg Lives On

Favorite
joke,mitch hedberg,rice
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Quantity over quality. Comedy over logic.

Curry Luls

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best of the week,curry,faces,fart,laugh,men,rice
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Farting in the gravy will give anyone the giggles.

I Hate Cake

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bear,cake,fish,rice,sushi
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Make me a cake of fish and rice and I'm as happy as a bear with a cake of fish and rice! Wait, am I really a bear?

My Favorite Fish

Favorite
conveyor belt,hot dog,rice,seaweed,sushi
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So fresh, and such a precise cut!

Taj Mahal of Rice

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art,best of the week,chicken,indian food,rice,sculpture,taj mahal,veggies
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I'd build a rice palace to memorialize my love. But then of course I'd have to eat it.

Nightmares For Breakfast

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cereal,clown,rice,scary,sugar krinkles
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Shut your terrifying blue mouth and stop trying to roofie me.

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