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ketchup,kill yourself,mean,message,plate
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You can put the ketchup to good use just making it LOOK like you killed yourself. Much smarter.

compliment,meal,message,note,plate,restaurant
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If I finish my food and write about how terrible it was, will they give me my money back?

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Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.

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Start your day off with a little wonky-eyed derpitude. You won't even care about how much your day sucks!

buffet,cheat,imits,plate,salad,salad bar,tower
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The one plate limit at a salad bar is ridiculous, but this is also great for those of us who love the Old Country Buffet but hate walking all the way back for seconds.

breakfast,pancakes,plate,sauce,sloped,syrup
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Flavor my pancakes, don't drown them. Bonus, if you're a godless heathen you can use the reservoir of syrup for bacon dunking. Freak.

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