I appreciate a well-executed ampersand in any form.
Maybe if you can get your parents to appreciate your artistic talents they won't realize you aren't eating your dinner.
Precision is so delicious.
My cocoa sense is tingling!
It's a well-known fact that camels will go almost anywhere for a fresh crescent roll.
Very clever, but you need to finish your dinner before I'll give you dessert.
Who am I kidding, of course you're gonna finish it. Momma didn't print out a certificate tot he Clean Plate Club for nothing!
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