Meta PB&J

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Meta PB&J
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I appreciate a well-executed ampersand in any form.

Meat Pie & Mash Face

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Meat Pie & Mash Face
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Maybe if you can get your parents to appreciate your artistic talents they won't realize you aren't eating your dinner.

There's a Camel in My Pork Chop!

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There's a Camel in My Pork Chop!
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It's a well-known fact that camels will go almost anywhere for a fresh crescent roll.

Vegetarian Tiger

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Vegetarian Tiger
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Very clever, but you need to finish your dinner before I'll give you dessert.

You Gonna Finish That?

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You Gonna Finish That?
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Who am I kidding, of course you're gonna finish it. Momma didn't print out a certificate tot he Clean Plate Club for nothing!