There is no way this is real. I DEMAND A RECOUNT.

Once you've got the paper version down we can talk about moving onto real fruit.

Grape and vanilla flavored banana shaped, frozen, and allllll mine!

If you loved me so much why do you show up underfoot and cause such hilarious embarrassment for me?

White rabbits with red eyes are so creepy. I bet this was carved by the teeth of a white rabbit just to push the creepy factor over the edge.

Today in "things you can jam into a banana peel"...

Soon everyone on a fixie will have a worn, scribbled banana in their back pocket.