He peels for honor.

I WILL bite back.

The horror. The horror.

Do bananas go to NASCAR events?

Let's see you use the ENTIRE peel from one tangerine to make art, smartass!

That's it, we're eating potatoes every night forever until the novelty of this trick wears off.

Please don't peel my face off! I wanna live to see my little tater tots graduate!