PUT ALL THE CARBS AND FAT IN A FAT CARB BAG AND CLOSE IT AND BAKE IT AND FREEZE IT AND I WILL EAT IT SO HARD OMG.
You think you're a real joker, eh? Wait until you see what all that pasta does to you if you don't eat your vegetables, funny guy!
Screw getting older and slowing metabolism rates. I used to be able to eat a pound of pasta in one sitting and now I have to measure portions. Being old sucks.
Perhaps you'd like to try a nice Jawa fricassee?
Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.
So does it take half as much or twice as much sauce to coat Mobius noodles? I've always been bad with geometry.
When Facebook asks me "What's on your mind?" this is what I picture. My brain is pasta.
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