ALL THE CARBS

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ALL THE CARBS
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PUT ALL THE CARBS AND FAT IN A FAT CARB BAG AND CLOSE IT AND BAKE IT AND FREEZE IT AND I WILL EAT IT SO HARD OMG.

Stop Clowning Around and Eat

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Stop Clowning Around and Eat
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You think you're a real joker, eh? Wait until you see what all that pasta does to you if you don't eat your vegetables, funny guy!

Sadtimes Pastaface

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Sadtimes Pastaface
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Screw getting older and slowing metabolism rates. I used to be able to eat a pound of pasta in one sitting and now I have to measure portions. Being old sucks.

Sing To Me, Pasta Babies

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Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.

Get Your Math Meal On

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Get Your Math Meal On
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So does it take half as much or twice as much sauce to coat Mobius noodles? I've always been bad with geometry.

Pasta on the Brain

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Pasta on the Brain
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When Facebook asks me "What's on your mind?" this is what I picture. My brain is pasta.