ALL THE CARBS

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bread,carbs,cheese,hot pocket,pasta,snack
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PUT ALL THE CARBS AND FAT IN A FAT CARB BAG AND CLOSE IT AND BAKE IT AND FREEZE IT AND I WILL EAT IT SO HARD OMG.

Stop Clowning Around and Eat

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carrot,clown,face,green bean,leftovers,pasta,plate broccoli
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You think you're a real joker, eh? Wait until you see what all that pasta does to you if you don't eat your vegetables, funny guy!

Sadtimes Pastaface

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baskets,boil,cook,pasta,portion sizes
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Screw getting older and slowing metabolism rates. I used to be able to eat a pound of pasta in one sitting and now I have to measure portions. Being old sucks.

Sing To Me, Pasta Babies

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Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.

Get Your Math Meal On

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endless strip,math,mobius,nerdy,noodle,pasta
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So does it take half as much or twice as much sauce to coat Mobius noodles? I've always been bad with geometry.

Pasta on the Brain

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brain,graffiti,mural,paint,pasta,pray
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When Facebook asks me "What's on your mind?" this is what I picture. My brain is pasta.

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