MacGyver would be so proud. And hungry.

In my life this is just what Wednesday looks like.

What a ripoff. I want my horse made of HORSE DAMMIT!

The red sauce is made from their innocent flesh and blood.

Pasta is my favorite drug. Gives me the happy shivers.

This is basically all that's ever in my head; professional wrestling from the 80s and pasta. It's a living.

LIKE A BOSS