pasta

bread,carbs,cheese,hot pocket,pasta,snack
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PUT ALL THE CARBS AND FAT IN A FAT CARB BAG AND CLOSE IT AND BAKE IT AND FREEZE IT AND I WILL EAT IT SO HARD OMG.

carrot,clown,face,green bean,leftovers,pasta,plate broccoli
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You think you're a real joker, eh? Wait until you see what all that pasta does to you if you don't eat your vegetables, funny guy!

baskets,boil,cook,pasta,portion sizes
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Screw getting older and slowing metabolism rates. I used to be able to eat a pound of pasta in one sitting and now I have to measure portions. Being old sucks.

endless strip,math,mobius,nerdy,noodle,pasta
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So does it take half as much or twice as much sauce to coat Mobius noodles? I've always been bad with geometry.

brain,graffiti,mural,paint,pasta,pray
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When Facebook asks me "What's on your mind?" this is what I picture. My brain is pasta.

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