A ceramic cup almost makes you feel like you're eating real food!
Don't clog up the plumbing with your crappy food.
Oh what I wouldn't give to work in that test kitchen.
Can I get peanut butter, jalapeno and BBQ in mine?
I promise to go gracefully into oblivion.
Sometimes that Sunday morning (afternoon) bowl of pho seems a little too complicated. This simplifies things.
I'm not lazy I'm just SOOOOOO tired from drinking and laying around in the sunshine all day!