I like my insides to look like they're having a party with colored lights and streamers. What's it to ya?
Did I say soul? I meant SOUP. Peer into my soup. Isn't it pretty?
Do you think it's possible to pack a whole bunch of MSG into a cake to make it even more like the fake Chinese food it portrays?
I'm not sure noodles could make me want to make out with someone else but I do know that I ALWAYS want to make out with noodles.
How about you learn to be delicious, alphabetti spaghetti?!
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