It's a well-known fact that camels will go almost anywhere for a fresh crescent roll.

I thought I had tenderized your face into steak tartare last time we met.

You know you like puns. Get over here for more.

It's like veggie bacon right? It's gotta be really good for you.

Cats on low carb diets are such jerks.

I'd like to meat up for a cup of au jus in a bacon cup.

My husband sadly didn't get the memo that all I wanted yesterday was a meat bouquet. Maybe next year.

Happy Valentine's Day! Meat panties for all of you!