You guys, geometry is actually useful! I'm gonna track down Mr. Thompson from my Sophomore geometry class and thank him.
A burger only Garfield could love.
I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!
Now if only they made bacon as bland as a tortilla!
Big state = big steak!
I can't read the price, can't anyone tell me how much this meat lady costs? I have a dinner party to get ready for and they'll LOVE this!
If I wanted bird crap on my food I would eat down the shore.
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