You guys, geometry is actually useful! I'm gonna track down Mr. Thompson from my Sophomore geometry class and thank him.

A burger only Garfield could love.

I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!

Now if only they made bacon as bland as a tortilla!

Big state = big steak!

I can't read the price, can't anyone tell me how much this meat lady costs? I have a dinner party to get ready for and they'll LOVE this!

If I wanted bird crap on my food I would eat down the shore.