Bring it, Tacos

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Bring it, Tacos
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Let's up the ante. You have to eat all the tacos in under 10 minutes and then go on four rollercoasters without any negative repercussions.

Just a Little Football Snack

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Just a Little Football Snack
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This is the kind of giant, boxed meal that can only be eaten absent-mindedly while watching the game. Focusing any real attention on this meal would make me want to kill myself.

Thanksgiving is Go!

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Thanksgiving is Go!
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Dudes, it's time to break out the elastic waist pants and forget about that silly diet for a day. Maybe it's best to bring a pillow to mom's house for the post-dinner nap. Here's some of what you can expect tomorrow night.

Photoshop on the Plate

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Photoshop on the Plate
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Can I trade these three sad fish for a porterhouse and steamed broccoli?

Self Loathing

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Self Loathing
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My lunch is so disgusted with itself that it puked all over itself.

Civilized Flight

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Some wine, a little raclette, a fine afternoon during a controlled fall.

Hospital Beer

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Hospital Beer
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Hey doc, can you prescribe me something in the IPA family?