My dog is so thoughtful. He slaved away all day over a bowl of kibble to make me this!
It's not too much of a stretch to imagine that Spongebob is actually made of eggs.
Smother it all, just pour the gravy all over the table and your hair and each other and call it a gravy orgy.
You have to clean your plate before you can cross the bridge.
One chicken pie and six sugars please!
Who am I kidding, of course you're gonna finish it. Momma didn't print out a certificate tot he Clean Plate Club for nothing!
You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.
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