Microwaved Comfort

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Microwaved Comfort
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These potatoes are so delicious I just wanna roll around in them.

Flattery Gets You Everywhere

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Flattery Gets You Everywhere
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If I finish my food and write about how terrible it was, will they give me my money back?

You Insult Me

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You Insult Me View Fullscreen
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Can we take a moment to behold the glory that is the Ron Swanson tag? Ahhhhhh, that's lovely. http://noms.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/ron-swanson/

Deadly Breakfast

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Deadly Breakfast
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It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?

Tower of Power

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Tower of Power
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Inb4: STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA! STOP WASTING FOOD! FAT AMERICANS! THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM!

It Puts the Lotion on its Lunch

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It Puts the Lotion on its Lunch
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After eating this, I expect to look ten years younger!

Just Add Corkscrew

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Just Add Corkscrew
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I know I'm ready for this meal. I don't even need teeth!