These potatoes are so delicious I just wanna roll around in them.
If I finish my food and write about how terrible it was, will they give me my money back?
Can we take a moment to behold the glory that is the Ron Swanson tag? Ahhhhhh, that's lovely. http://noms.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/ron-swanson/
It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?
Inb4: STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA! STOP WASTING FOOD! FAT AMERICANS! THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM!
After eating this, I expect to look ten years younger!
I know I'm ready for this meal. I don't even need teeth!