You never even knew he was at the dinner party, did you?

Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.

This is what a female hammer thrower eats at one meal. This is more than I typically eat in a day.

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What? No pork butts and taters?

He's looking down on us from low-carb heaven.

Tastes like burning!

All food should come in pockets. Ordering fries on the side is so pedestrian.

I love a good book, translated into a good meal.