I don't want to try it on my man if it makes him look at me like THAT. No thank you!
Sing me a song, donut man, and quickly, before I eat your head!
I'm glad Gromit is made of CHEESE because otherwise I would have had to call shenanigans.
Have you ever seen anyone so dang cheerful about playing a banana?
Ohhh baby you're so sweet, you're so good to me. And best of all, you never comment when I start to look a little pudgy.
Why you tryna front, citrus? You ain't all that.
The more you drink, the more painfully he drowns. Sorry buddy!
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