In this game of Eggs, Bacon, Plate the bacon is clearly the victor. Or I am. NOM.

Nothing says "I love my pupper" better than an extra treat!

If only I had Paula Deen's address, we could all send her our fatty love.

Even your veggies are sending you love. Don't you love love?

I request that every workplace have a mandatory gravy dispenser in the break room. It's the right thing to do.

You'll eat the cake and you'll like it and you'll love me!

Girl, don't let him go! He'll nibble you just right!