I love a thoughtfully produced pie. Thanks dudes in Brooklyn! Especially you, old guy, I'm feeling your sauce first, old-school style!

Mad bucket love. I heart you too, chicken.

I love you too, salad!

Stop distracting me, soup, I don't want to date you I just want to eat you!

There's no such thing as free love, buddy. That chick will promote tooth decay!

Warning: naughty words and an "intense" love for toast.

You know you've found real love when your boyfriend makes his own molds to craft you chocolates of the Bioshock logo and Adventure Time characters.