Extra babaganouj please! And keep your swarthy beard hairs out of it this time!

I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.

Because yelling "Karate CHOP" when you're making dinner never gets old.

I can't imagine a scenario when I'd need all this in one, though I do adore pasta and sushi.

The French are getting so dainty with their miniature snack-sized horses. Can you get them from a vending machine to eat on the go?

GOOD MORNING! I TRUST YOU HAD NO NIGHTMARES! HERE, TAKE THIS ONE!

I loved you, Frank!