knife

Via: Arbroath
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Finding a rusty knife in your candy is like Christmas in July! Score!

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Via: Married to the Sea
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Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?

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Via: ryanselvy.com
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Watch out, it'll stab your insides to bits.

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Via: www.epicponyz.com
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I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!

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By Unknown
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It bleeds sweet sweet raspberry jelly. Sad raspberry jelly.

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By Unknown
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Logic has no place here. You need serious help.