Sharp Flavor

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bag,candy,knife,rusty,scary
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Finding a rusty knife in your candy is like Christmas in July! Score!

Veggies Have Feels Too

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carrot,cut,knife,mad,vegetarian,veggies
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Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?

It's a Killer

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bad,fridge,kill,knife,milk
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Watch out, it'll stab your insides to bits.

And Rightfully So

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best of the week,cheese,cheezits,crackers,kill,knife,note,threat
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I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!

Cheer Up, Emo Cake

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cake,cutter,emo,frosting,knife
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It bleeds sweet sweet raspberry jelly. Sad raspberry jelly.

You're Doing it Wrong

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coffee,fork,knife,mess,sign,warning
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Logic has no place here. You need serious help.

The Best Utensil

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It really is a wonderful machine.

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