Sharp Flavor

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Sharp Flavor
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Finding a rusty knife in your candy is like Christmas in July! Score!

Veggies Have Feels Too

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Veggies Have Feels Too
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Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?

It's a Killer

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It's a Killer
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Watch out, it'll stab your insides to bits.

And Rightfully So

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And Rightfully So
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I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!

Cheer Up, Emo Cake

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Cheer Up, Emo Cake
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It bleeds sweet sweet raspberry jelly. Sad raspberry jelly.

You're Doing it Wrong

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You're Doing it Wrong
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Logic has no place here. You need serious help.

The Best Utensil

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It really is a wonderful machine.