Once they get off their web they'll take over. You never know where you'll find them.
Well if it's made out of fish I might as well eat it.
It's a fact, babies' faces are 50 times cleaner than our own.
Who do you think you are? Andy Warhol? Nice doodle, you still need to pay for your meal.
This deconstructed food nonsense has gone quite far enough. Just put some ketchup on your damn burger and put a bun on it. I swear... Some people...
Hey man, when the zombies take over you'll be glad to have the calories.
Because the one thing that I always find is missing from my cooking is ketchup, but, you know, dry.
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